It’s a Catahoula she said to me
As she led her pooch down the sidewalk
She was all outfitted oh so fashionably
And she knew all the in-crowd dog talk
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So I didn’t say much as I hobbled on by
Thinkin’ thoughts of the pasture and past
We called them Lepperds, don’t know why
And our training was purty half assed!
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Instead of a leash with a recoiling spring
Ours were chained to a blackjack oak
And we didn’t walk them or do anything
To groom them,we thought that was a joke
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Their job was a hard one, and their life was Spartan
For their main job was herdin’ Wild cattle
They weren’t pampered or babied that’s certain
We just whistled and yelled at ‘em from up in the saddle
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A leopard gyp pup had to learn from her mom
How to get up in front of a wild runnin’ bunch
And to go for the nose of a crossbred phenomenon
And to hold them, but not listen much
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Unlike Border Collies they weren’t communicators
They worked off of instinct and toughness
Their diet was deer bones and leftover taters
And their mainstay was hyperactivity and roughness
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So if I don’t seem like such a metropolitan guy
Nor appreciate the finer points of the breed
Maybe this little jingle will help you see why
Just Leopard dogs is all the name that they need